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WTF?! News: "I had sex with my cat and everyone knows" ...

WTF?! News:

Mugshot via Oklahoma City Police Dept.

 

After reading this story on Gawker, well, you will probably have the same reaction. According to the police report, Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, stood alongside her property's fence and angrily confronted her 72-year old neighbor, Elmer Morrison, yelling, “Come outside, I know you're in there. Do you want to die?” Brown was allegedly holding a small knife at the time.

 

No, wait, there is more. Kristina apparently had sex with her cat own cat and was upset about it. She was going ape on this poor man for no reason. He new of no such incident, but does now that she screamed it outside!! The fella did tell authorities that the girl usually looks "glassy eyed" alot and is seen hanging out in front of a  local head shop.

Oklahoma City police officers charged Brown with assault and battery with a deadly weapon, a felony. She's being held in jail on $5,000 bail.

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