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The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden in their Foo Fee's ...

The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden in their Foo Fee's ...

Here are some of the weirdest things women have been able to hide in their "Foo Fee's. These are the TOP DAWGS. I must say, I am amazed and yes ... ALL TRUE STORIES!    

 

 

1. Vodka-filled bottle of urine: (below) Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber's solution to her problem. The jig was up when the bottle was discovered during a routine body scan. Oh, and too bad the urine she borrowed to pass as her own tested positive for drugs anyway

 

2. Heroin: (below) Pennsylvania woman Karin Mackaliunas wins the award for most stuff stored in a vagina EVER. During a routine strip search, authorities discovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty heroin bags, eight prescription pills, and $51.22 in cash and change in her vagina

 

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3. Prosthetic Eye:  Dr. Melissa Barton sees a lot of odd stuff as an ER doctor. But the oddest she ever saw (pun intended) was a woman who had placed a prosthetic eyeball in her vagina for "safe keeping." Why, you ask? Oh, she was preparing to have a fight with her neighbors and she told Dr. Barton that glass eyes "are pretty expensive and hard to replace." I believe this earns her the nickname "Eyegina."

4. Donny Osmond Poster: Of all the inconceivable phallic objects a desperately horny person could shove up in their vagina, a rolled-up Donny Osmond poster is not the first thing that comes to mind. A U.K. woman featured on the BBC3 show called “Bizarre ER” did just that. Doctors discovered a rolled-up poster of Donny Osmond shoved inside her vagina.

 

5. Knives: NUFF SAID

6. Cell Phone: We have heard this before

7. Credit Card: (below) Ann Marie Hernandez made a sizable Home Depot haul with a fraudulent credit card. When she was done with her shopping spree, she loaded the goods into her car and  the credit card into her vagina.

 

 

8. Crack Pipe: (Below) Arlina Romero also had a stolen credit card on her person when cops caught her leaving a flop house. Instead of hiding the credit card in her vagina like Ann Hernandez, she put it in her pocket.

 


 

List via (H/T: The Frisky)

 

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